情圣是怎么练成的(情圣是怎么炼成的？)

情圣的最高境界是什么？是一生只爱一个人啊！

这个回答你满意吧？爆仔的三观超正的吧？

其实我就是想让你听一下这首英文老歌 I am a one woman man （我一生只爱一个人）

你要是学会了，对着妹子唱这个，那杀伤力就是直接一垒到本垒first base to home base

（歌词在文末）

每次被问到What’s your purpose of English learning?

爆仔内心最隐秘的purpose就是 I want to hit on a blondie

比如斯嘉丽·约翰逊这样的

说起来糟心啊，学了这么久英语却没有泡过洋妞，你说这是多大的遗憾。

而且年岁渐长，注定哥这个愿望也只能成为遗愿了（last wish）你们还年轻，所以这篇《情圣的英文自我修养》你们拿去，好好研究，有朝一日骑上洋马的时候别忘了我。

PART 1 Check that babe out.开泡那个可人儿

1. Hey, look that chick/babe over there.美妞出没请注意

无兄弟不泡妞，路上看到美女招呼同伴的用语

chick与girl的互换性大家都知道的吧，有个经典笑话，中国留学生买鸡腿冲着服务员小姐i want some chick legs``````_

Come on,鸡腿的正确说法是drumstick (鼓搥，鸡腿)

2. She is geous!她美爆了

She is a knock-out

She turns me on.

这三个也是形容漂亮妹子的常用语。 geous的漂亮程度明显要高于pretty和beautiful，而且这个词可以形容所以你看到的很漂亮的事物。比如在FRIENDS中就有Phoebe形容一个guy很geous，甚至形容房子很geous都没问题。

knock-out也是形容美女的常用语。比如在Ross kiss chandler's mother那集中，Joey很自豪的把老妈年轻时的照片给Ross看Now you tell me，she's not aknock-out~~~~~~~huh

She turns me on.呵呵，把你身上的电路都打通了，你说她靓不靓？

Turn sb on,激起Sb的性欲

Turn off那肯定就是扫兴了，没性欲，没性趣了。

3. She is cute as hell她好可爱啊

Do you know Amy? She isa cutie

I think she is a hottie.(辣妹，辣哥)

She is hot.

girl的漂亮是分类别的，性感和可爱。前两个就是讲的可爱，后面两个就是sexy了。`回忆一下Joey的语录Phoebeis Phoebe, Ursula is .....hot....~~

4. She is well-developed.哇，丰乳肥臀

Do you like blondes or brutes

well-developed形容女孩子比较丰满，字面意思就是发育的好，其实就是大胸啦。这样说比较文明礼貌点。一般男生还是会象Joey第一次评价Phoebe那样"Excellentbutt, great rack."呵呵~~~~ 扼，rack架子，想起那句话了，再美的腿也不过是一副炮架子 再漂亮的胸也不只是一对扶手罢了。哈哈哈哈。

关于guys，也有个类似的用法well-endowed，,就是形容dick很大的，也可以形容大胸的

关于第二句，涉及到西方girl的分类，blondes（金发妞）和brutes（棕发妞），in brief，传统的观念就是blondes一般是有胸无脑 而brute则是那种比较smart 比较career的girl。所以在美国有很多有关blondes的dirty joke，called blonde jokes. 比如这个

Two blonds lock their key inthe car. One of the blonds tries to break into the car while the other watches.

Finally, the first blondsays: “Dara, I can’t get in the car”

The other blond replies: “Keeptrying, it looks like it is going to rain and is down”

Get到笑点没？没有？难道你也是个blond? Tip: 她开的是部敞篷跑车，顶蓬是放下来的。哈哈哈哈，好恶毒啊。

5. I don't want to be the third wheel.我不想当电灯泡.

一般的自行车都只有二个轮子, 要是有三个轮子呢? 没错, 那第三个轮子就是多余的. 所以 Third wheel 就是美语中电灯泡正确的表示方法. 还有一个讲法, 叫 I don'twant to be the third arm. 这里不是说 "三只手" 的意思, 而是和third wheel 一样, 都是电灯泡的意思.

8. Those boys like tohit on me all the time. 那些男生老爱找我搭讪.

Hit somebody是说你打某人的意思, hit on somebody 就不一样了, hit on somebody 是当作搭讪来解释. 常常电视剧里可以看到, 一个男的跑去跟一个陌生女孩多说了两句话, 那个女生就说: Are you hitting on me? 你现在是在跟我搭讪吗 ? 实在是很有意思.

其实 pick---up也有搭讪的应该

6. You should have chivalry. 你应该有点绅士风度.

我觉得美国的男生都蛮有风度的, 他们会帮女士开门 (这点在美国尤其重要, 因为美国的空气太乾燥了, 所以去开门常常会触电 ^__^ ) 会让 Lady first. 这种行为中文叫绅士风度, 但在英文中叫骑士精神 (chivalry)

7. I'm all over you. 我对你非常地著迷.

All over you 就是说对你非常地著迷, 这还有另一种表示方法, 叫 Ihave a crush on you. 这二句都是表达很喜欢某人的意思.

All over somebody这是一个很常用的用法, 就是三点全贴上了 "三贴"比如说你去舞厅跳舞, 看到有一对男女跳到三点都贴在一起了, 你就可以跟你的同伴说, Hey, look, the guy is dancing all over the girl.

8 Are you trying to seduce me? 你想要勾引我吗?

Seduce 就是说你用言语或是行为去勾引某人. 这句话在美国派 (American Pie) 当中有用到过喔! 就是其中有一个男生找不到伴了, 结果跑去勾引一个老女人. 那个老女人就说了, Are you trying to seduce me?

更好玩的是, 那个男生事后还跟同伴吹牛, "Women are like wine. They only get better with age." 女人吗, 就像老酒一样, 只会越陈越香.

PART 2 I love her, i wish she was my wife.爱上了

1 I have a crush onher.

很著名的表达法，一般用在还不太熟识的上，一见即着迷的那种，如果是有一定基础的，就要说fall in love with sb 啦

在crush前面加点东西可以增加表达强度，比如Ross用过，i have a major crush on you。 Phoebe用过I have an enormous crush on you.

2 I like to talk toher. I guess we are in the same wavelength.

We have chemistry.咱们之间有化学反应

物理化学一起上，学理的buddy注意用啊）

3 Is she your buddy friend or sweetheart friend?

明确一下关系，把she换掉就可以做表白语用的，呵呵，快去试试吧~~

4 Do you believe in love at the first sight?你相信一见钟情吗？

I miss her terribly.

I miss her so badly.

I can't live without her. She makes me feel so special.

I hope she will bee my girlfriend and mybetter half in the long run.

这几句太old fashion了，基本没什么杀伤力，不过，实在想不到好的，也能凑合用用，聊胜于无嘛

5 He is still my one truelove。

I like him to hold myhand and fooling around.

fool around四处游荡，牵着手到处浪，真的好浪漫啊。Fool around还有到处鬼混的意思

6 It didn't go anywhere.

没有什么事发生.

"It didn't goanywhere."是很值得学的口语说法, 意思是 "Nothing happened

between us."什么事也没发生. 比如说你跟一个美眉打情骂俏好一段时间了,

但就是无法跨越普通朋友的鸿沟. 别人问你有什么进展没有, 你就可以回答说, "It didn't goanywhere." 或是也可以这么说, "It didn't workout."

7 It's always been you.我喜欢的一直都是你.

8. That's the long distance relationship.我和我的情人分隔两地.(异地恋)

一般relationship都是特别指男女朋友之间的关系,比如你可以跟你的另一半说, I really appreciate our relationship.就是我很感激我们能够在一起.

Long distance relationship是一种固定用法,这样的讲法我常在广播中听到.他们一般情况下不会说成We live far away from each other.只会说We have a long distance relationship.再来你可能可以接著说, It's so hard for me.

9. I am the one-woman kinda man.我是那种从一而终的男人.

就是刚才那首歌唱的

在美国从一而终的人好像不多,他们通常从高中就开始交男女朋友,一直交到结婚,中间不知改朝换代过多少次.所以这句话是很难得听到的.其实我比较常听的是one-man woman,因为看来不论中外,女生都比男生坚贞一点. kinda在口语中常用,它是kind of的简写, kinda man就是说那样的男人.可以省略不说.

还有一种用法叫We are exclusive.这个exclusive指的是排他的意思.所以当一对情侣说, We are exclusive时,就是说我们心里只有对方一人,我们都不会再去喜欢上别人.

其实还有一首歌就叫one man woman.不好听

PART 3 I amsorry. But i have something else in my mind. I gonna go ~吃瘪啦，被拒绝啦

1 I am reallynot in the mood.

I'll thinkabout it.

I am sorryto turn you down.

I reallywant to, but I got hundreds of things to do.

上面的几种是属于婉拒````碰到这样girl，就算不能go out也不至于太难堪诶``）

turn/let sbdown 让sb失望

2 I amemotionally unavailable.

我已经心有所属了.

如果你看到一个hot babe，你have crush on her，就可以问她的朋友is she available？or is she taken？意为她有男朋友吗？

3 There isnothing to talk about.没什么好说了

Idon't want to go and that's that.我不想继续了，就这样吧

PART 4 I don’twant to be the third man.爱的纠缠

1 I don't want to be the third man.我不想当第三者

Third man, third woman,就是第三者了。

2 lovetriangle

三角恋英语里有个更正式的习语the eternal triangle专指三角恋，呵呵，看来这个问题的确是亘古永恒的哦~

3. He is dating another girl on the side.他脚踏两条船.

我想把这句说成I have my feet in two boats的中国人肯定很多的!其实正确的说法应该是像这样, He is dating another girl on the side.或是你可以说He is dating another girl behind her back.(这个her指的是他女朋友的意思)

On the side这句话你去餐厅用餐时也常用到,指的是主菜之外的副餐,比如说I'd like salad with dressing on the side.就是说我要沙拉和沙拉酱.或是Would you like a baked potato on the side?要不要再点一份烤马铃薯啊?

也就是cheat on背叛

4 I saw yousmooching the other girl just outside my window.

我看到你就在我的窗处亲一个女孩了

smooch就是kiss啦别跟smooth搞混了

5. I stillhave feelings for her.

我对她还有感情.

中文里说我们对某人有「感觉」指的就是对别人那份感情还在.

英文的用法也十分类似,特别提到自己的前任男女朋友时,常会说, "I still have feelings for her/him."意思就是缘份未尽,心里上还是喜欢人家的。记得Janice

要在chandler家过夜，Monica的反对理由吗,"He still has feelings for you.",更劲爆的是下一句, "Feelings can't go forever, but youcan." (感情是不会永远消失的,..你可以永远消失)

PART 5 WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!合久必分啊

1 I'm all overyou.

I'm overyou.

这是两个必须泾渭分明的用法。前者相当于i have a crush on you.而后者是we're over.我们之间完了。这个用法RR迷应该都很熟悉吧，当Ross发现Rachel深爱着他的时候，u are over me？u are over me？so when did u under me~~~哈哈，巨搞笑``````

今天I’m all over you明天I’m over you.你能拿我咋地？

2 We had afight yesterday.

恋人之间再怎么样不至于动粗打架哦``，fight指的是争吵

3 I had afalling out with my boyfriend.

We decided to break up. To be more precise, he dumped me.

That's a heart-breaking story.

fall out with break up 分手`

dump就是被甩，dump愿意是垃圾```````````````````可想而知了，惨啊

4 I reallywant to talk to him now but he screens the phone line.

还记得Chandler一次冒充Bob接一个hot babe的电话吗？之前他在做什么？呵呵，就是screen the phone line过滤电话，他不是因为和谁谁分手才这样做，但在break up中，过滤电话还是一种很常见的行为啊，，，放入黑名单，惨啊！

拉黑你！！！

今天就到这里吧！让这段婚誓来未完待续吧

I, Ross, take theeRachel to be my wedded wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, forbetter or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, tolove and to cherish, till death do us part

等情圣的英文自我修养2我们就开始聊聊marriage(婚烟)，affair（婚外情）, one night stand（一夜情），adultery (通奸)，elope (私奔)。divorce（离婚）收场

I am a one woman man歌词

If you told me that you loved me I'd feelso proud

If you let me hold you honey I'd holler outloud.

I'll never love another, even if I can.

Oh e to me baby, I'm a one-woman man.

Oh wantcha let me baby just to kind of hangaround.

I'll always love ya honey and I'll neverlet let ya down.

I'll never love another even if I can.

Oh e to me baby, I'm a one-woman man.

I'd climb the highest mountain if itreached up to the sky

To prove that I loved you I would jump offand fly.

I'd even swim the ocean from shore to shore

To prove that I love just a little bitmore.

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