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[Post Game Thread] The Golden State Warriors (2-0) defeat the San Antonio Spurs (0-2), 116-101.Post Game Thread
【赛后】金州勇士116-101战胜圣安东尼奥马刺，总比分2-0领先，阿德34分12篮板，米尔斯21分，汤普森31分、杜兰特32分。
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[–]76ers Bandwagonbill_buttliquor 581 指標 4小時前
God made us all out of Klay.
76人球迷：上帝用克莱造了普度众生。
注：圣经中为上帝用黏土创造了普度众生，clay为黏土的意思，与klay同音，此处有一语双关之妙。
[–]Warriorsiamagreatguy 97 指標 4小時前
And Klay is made out of god
勇士球迷：上帝就是克莱做的好么？
[–]Thunderhomefree122 113 指標 3小時前
It's Klayoff time.
PTSD triggered.
雷霆球迷：克莱时间到了，作为雷蜜的我瑟瑟发抖。
[–]Pacerskajarann 148 指標 4小時前
feel bad for lma, dude tried hard this game
步行者球迷：为阿德感到惋惜，他真的已经拼尽了全力。
[–]Oso_oscuro 126 指標 4小時前
Klay Thompson 2: Return of the Toaster
克莱-汤普森第二部之烤面包器的回归。
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[–][CHI] Taj GibsonPrancingDonkey 632 指標 4小時前
DANNY GREEN'S MASONRY:
25 MIN
0 PTS
0-3 FG
0-3 3PM
1 AST
2 REB
1 STL
来，让大家看看丹尼-格林的数据：
出场25分钟
0分
3投0中
1助攻
2篮板
1抢断
[–][GSW] Jordan BellBootStrapWill 66 指標 4小時前
I thought he was supposed to grow 5 inches and bee more athletic
勇士球迷：我觉得他应该长高五英尺然后变得更强壮。
注：此处化用了波波维奇接受记者采访时回答的梗，记者问波波维奇如何让丹尼-格林防住杜兰特，波波维奇的回答是让格林长高五英尺然后变得更强壮就行了。
[–][SAS] Avery JohnsonRecycledCan 138 指標 4小時前
How you gonna give a lowlight to a guy who shot 3 times. Just show him standing around
马刺球迷：你怎么能强调一个比赛里只投三个篮的球员的低光时刻呢？你这是在告诉大家他在场上就是在逛街嘛？
[–]WarriorsMattdr46 120 指標 4小時前*
Highest /- on the team tho
勇士球迷：然后他还是全队正负值最高的球员哦。
[–]WarriorsXaldes 713 指標 4小時前
勇士球迷：表情包：克莱庆祝
[–][GSW] Calbert Cheaneyswollencornholio 219 指標 4小時前
MFW Spurs think they gonna steal one at Oracle
勇士球迷：当马刺球迷觉得自己能在甲骨文球馆偷走一场胜利时我的表情就是这样。
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[–]OverusedRedditJoke 1028 指標 4小時前
I don't know what else the Spurs could've done. They played great through 3 quarters, given the circumstances and talent, and then fucking klayoff happened and it was a wrap.
我不知道马刺还能做些什么，他们打了三节好球，用尽了全身力气，然后克莱时间到了，一切宣告结束。
[–]HorsZirconEncrusted 631 指標 4小時前
Could have shot better than goddamn 4-28 from three for starters
黄蜂球迷：或许首发28中4的三分球可以考虑改进一下。
[–]Bucks BandwagonNarakrishna 334 指標 4小時前
Spurs 3pt shooting is one of the worst in league and that is unlikely to change.
雄鹿球迷：马刺三分联盟最差之一，所以不太可能能改变了。
[–]76ersjahlilstauskus 162 指標 4小時前
klay T the greatest shooter ever not named curry
76人球迷：克莱是除了库里以外最伟大的射手。
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[–]Pelicanshak091 573 指標 4小時前
Steve Kerr: You guys want to try be down at the half and then win?
Warriors: Yup.
鹈鹕球迷：
史蒂夫-科尔：今天想怎么赢？半场落后然后赢球？
勇士球员：OJBK。
[–]Warriorsmathmat 269 指標 4小時前
Team: “What do you want to do tonight coach?”
Kerr: “The same thing we do every night, team. Win the second half by 20.”
勇士球迷：
球队众人：教练你希望我们今晚做什么？
科尔：和以前一样，下半场赢个20分就行了。
[–]WarriorsJL1823 270 指標 4小時前
Klay Thompson showing emotion = It's over
勇士球迷：克莱表露情绪了=比赛结束。
[–]WarriorsFrostmoth76 149 指標 4小時前
That was a close game until klay went game 6 on em
勇士球迷：直到克莱天神下凡前，这都是一场势均力敌的较量。
[–][MIN] Ricky Rubiodarthdarkseid 216 指標 4小時前
森林狼球迷：我看比赛的表情：
[–]WarriorsCTRL_ALT_PWN 46 指標 4小時前
勇士球迷：我看比赛的表情：
[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888 486 指標 4小時前
Hello Special K!
公牛球迷：特别份K麦片，请您食用！
[–][OKC] Carmelo AnthonyAnti_Thon 115 指標 4小時前
KD would average 27/7/7 with that body
雷霆球迷：杜兰特如果有这身材，他就可以场均27 7 7了。
[–]Raptors905UserNotFound 32 指標 4小時前
i don't even wanna know the context behind the second picture lmao
猛龙球迷：老哥，这图哪来的？
[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888 82 指標 4小時前
haha..half time show!
公牛球迷：哈哈哈，勇士的中场表演秀哦。
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[–]YoungJebediah 266 指標 4小時前
Game summary:
1st half: What beautiful gritty basketball by the Spurs, intercepting the passing lanes, getting to the line, abusing the post, and driving hard to the basket. This team is utilizing old school basketball to the finest and they're up by 4.
2nd half: Kevin Durant with a hand in his face, BANG, another three pointer! Warriors up by double digits.
我来总结一下：
上半场：马刺打得多么坚韧！他们阻碍对手的传球路线、冲击篮筐得到罚球、低位单打然后努力突破，球队竭尽全力打出老派篮球最好的样子，然后他们领先4分。
上半场：杜兰特天神下凡，命中数个三分，勇士瞬间领先两位数。
[–]Warriorsmathmat 164 指標 4小時前
Klay Thompson
勇士球迷：此处应该把杜兰特划掉换上汤普森。
[–]Warriors
BandwagonMY-NAME_IS_MY-NAME 875 指標 4小時前
andre iguodala sits in his living room after another regular season loss and scrolls through social media reading all the takes about how he's old and washed. He puts the phone down and leans back in his recliner and lets out a sly smirk. "Y'all really fot about Playoff Iggy?" He picks up his glass of wine and casually sips it.
勇士球迷：安德烈-伊戈达拉在又一场常规赛失利之后坐在自己家里玩着手机，看到社交网络上说他老了、不行了、应该被清理了，这时他放下手机然后露出邪魅一笑：“你们都忘了季后赛掀开棺材板的一哥了嘛？”他端起自己的红酒随意品了一口。
[–]Warriors BandwagonPs3FifaCfc95 298 指標 4小時前
Spurs from 3: 4/28
Iggy from 3: 4/5
勇士球迷：马刺三分球：28中4
伊戈达拉三分球：5中4
[–][GSW] Jeremy Linlondonpuppy 206 指標 4小時前
IGGY'S STAREDOWN OF MANU AFTER THAT DUNK......
勇士球迷：一哥扣篮之后还对马努有一个死亡之瞪呢。
[–]NBAFookThaMaywetters 46 指標 4小時前
"You the old man. Not me." – Andre
“你是个老头子了，而我不是。”——安德烈-鲁迅-伊戈达拉。
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[–]foxsleftear 94 指標 3小時前*
Damn, looks like even Reggie's next chapter is in Golden State...
该死，看起来雷吉-米勒的下一章节也在金州了。
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